

The Bishop Train: Chapter 1 Chapter 1The Bishop Train: Chapter 1 by ~IcyBowser
I stood out by the tracks, waiting. I hadn't told anyone where I was going. Not because I was in a big huff or anything like that, there was simply no one to tell. Because of my view on life I could never keep friends for too long. Or maybe I'm just a bad friend or something. There was this one time when I knew this kid Francini Hoehner and I would eat a bit of his food rations everyday during the second respite at the Education Center but only because he said it was okay. I really need to stop rambling. I'm going to set a goal that by the end of writing this I'll have stopped rambling. Alright, here goes.
I looked down at the g


The Bishop Train: Prologue The Bishop TrainThe Bishop Train: Prologue by ~IcyBowser
Prologue
I've never looked good in white. I know it's supposed to be like, the only color that looks good on everybody, that's what the Queen says, but, I don't know. I should stop complaining though. It's not like I could switch to a Black. How would you even do that? You wouldn't, that's how. You're born one or the other. It's been that way since The Castling. I mean, I wasn't there or whatever, but it's in the history books. In fact, it's pretty much all that's in the history books. Nothing much has happened since then, I guess.
Apparently there wasn't much of a transition period between P


The Last Tube of Toothpaste The Last Tube of ToothpasteThe Last Tube of Toothpaste by ~IcyBowser
The very last tube of toothpaste
lying there gathering dust.
Doing nothing but going to waste,
Does it feel lonely?
It must.
The single last tube of toothpaste
Great age it attains
From it's former glory disgraced
and emptied out, mostly,
except for the few globs it contains
The simply last tube of toothpaste
How did it come to its fate?
Perhaps everyone left
to leave it bereft
and forever to wait.
The completely last tube of toothpaste
sitting there, in a hush
Looks to its side
and is joyed to confide
that next to it
is the very last toothbrush.
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